September 2011
August 2011
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Sweep around your own front door, before you try to sweep around mine, cuz i’ma hit you with the nine nine times in your motherfuckin spine
Registering for junior year, only know like 5 people lol #sadlyfe
i think i’ll become a tumblr famous text poster so i can post unfunny bullshit and a bunch of people will think im cool
and i can use this little unordered list fuckers to get more followers!
cool
when i do omegle spy mode (where fucking weirdos ask you questions and you and a stranger answer/dick around) i always copy and paste one of krystens blog posts for good measure. this one
one time when i was little i went to mcdonald’s and i climbed up to the very top of the play thing and i took a poop in my diaper and all the kids were crying because it smelled really bad and i wouldn’t come...
All my life I’ve known eventually I’ll blow
Sittin' on the block and I'm doin bad
Dreamin’ bout things that I never had
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there are certain people i’ll always have a thing for
idk.
you know what i hate?
when local artists dicksuck the major label people they’re opening for.
fuck, that doesn’t help you get notoriety. you’ll be major someday if you make good music that people can identify with.
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for every fucking Kreayshawn and V-Nasty freestyle you fuckers keep telling me to listen to, I’ll just say listen to Exhibit K, and listen to a real rapper
Krizzle talk to ‘em
all these tumblr famous people are a bunch of fucks
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Red Hot Chilli Peppers scrap Kreayshawn-directed... →
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i just thought i’d say all your text posts make excellent omegle spy mode responses
dirtytongue:
quinsee:
christianrippin:
How to rap like Lil Wayne
laugh
hadalaa
hadalaaah
sdgfiaspodhf9asidnfoasdui
flick your lighter
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fucc the VMAs
deenevernice:
the shit i listen to you cant catch on MTV
Cutthoat Music
time to redesign my blawg
I am about to throw up
Good stuff.
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sometimes when a post has a lot of notes, ill look through the notes and block people who have fucking retarded as shit names.
:)
osamabinlatte:
there are children starving in africa and you’re all worried about a little hurricane? you have no heart reblog if you’re a 90s kid
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guess what guys?
I’m actually doing Highline cheer!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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im convinced broads like dudes that look like...
deenevernice:
im assed out
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“Juan Pablo Montoya is a communist”
– My Dad
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
i got a whole lot of money, bitches count it for...
deenevernice:
itsapartyitsapartyitsapartyitsapartyitsapartyitsaparty
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Yeah, I might be the dumb one in the family, but...
suck mah dick ;)
omg this actually works!
skinned-teen:
1. hold your breath for 8 mins.
2. die
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sister: so if you got pregnant again it wouldn't show right?
mom: fuck off! its cause i'm fat isnt it?!
sister: no that's not what i meant! i love you so much!!!!
Omg the dogs in my family take priority over everything.
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My family also thinks black people are lazy, uneducated, entitled, and “thinks the world owes them something” and then they went on a 20 minute lecture about how no one hates blacks and there was no persecution, but all the while, white people have been hated and stepped on. God damn. Fuck this. Thank god I am not like them.
