July 2011
Dumb people I have to see every day.
so this kid said hes “Gonna fuck me up,” called my homegirl a fatass, threatened to “jack your fuckin impala and bring it back to my hood” said my company aint shit, and then told me UGK are the weakest from the south.
and he thinks he’s serious.
This little fucking wannabe hoodrat. Actin’ like you’re from the hood, yeah come on and take my whip all the...
"The lake"
So many people get on facebook and say “fun time at the lake!” Or “chillin at the lake” like what fucking lake are you talking about? There’s about 5,000 in this fucking state. I WANT TO FUCKING KNOW.
June 2011
I was going to make a book with names of all the...
rou-tine:
But then I realized that there already a phonebook.
Screwed Up Records & Tapes Facing Eviction →
spaceagehustle:
The Screwed Up Records & Tapes storefront, which was leased to DJ Screw’s estate after his death, is in danger of being forced to shut down.
Dr. Pondexter, the shop’s landlord, has “hinted” at his desire to expand his dental business into the space currently occupied by the historic rap landmark, since Screw’s passing. Apparently, the owners of the Screw Shop offered Dr....
In related news, 1 year, 3 months and 6 days until I never have to see them again.
Hour long yellfest about how I am the root of all my familys problems, including: why the water pump broke, why my parents hate eachother, why my sister wants to move out, why my dad was late for work and more! And they tell me that I should have been aborted AND THEN SAY THEY’RE WORRIED ABOUT MY SELF ESTEEM. What a bunch of fucking rocket scientists. I hate this shit
Best of all, I got a little hood rat party to go to on saturday.
Rainier Beach hoodrats, prepare to meet scrawny white kid.
I feel like testosterone is pumping through my body like no tomorrow. I want to beat the fuck out of something, then fuck something.
I feel like winning.
cute face..now let me see that ASS!!
insearchofjeangrey:
relaxedstateofmind:
noooworries:
Not even going to lie. This is what I’m thinking 98% of the time when talking to females.
Right Mufasa! He been listening to UGK again.
1 year, 3 months and 7 days until all of this can end <3
Lollll I’m gonna tell them I’m not going to college today.
My fucking family is so nuts.
They are a terrifying mix of high expectation asian father, and paranoid parents.
The result: 1 week after grades were submitted to the state, or school, or records, whatever, and they are still harassing my teachers, emailing them with the fucking “my fucking son deserved an A oh my god you’re the worst teacher ever omg college college bitch &...
CAN EVERYONE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE? JESUS CHRIST, IT’S MY SUMMER, I WANT TO BE ALONE, OR FUCKING SOMEONE.
Webbie is good, but damn he needs to lose the mini afro and unibrow.
And where the fuck did he go?
Bumpin that june 27th all day. RIP DJ Screw.
Explaining where I'm going to my parents
Me: Hey guys, I'm going to a party tomorrow.
Mother: WHAT KIND?!
Me: Grove Street Party.
Mother: Oh.. uh... ok just don't do anymore drugs?
There is no one right religion, I believe that people’s god that they believe in will save them, its hard to explain. I’m feeling philosophical tonight.
No one goes to hell for believing in the wrong God.
So my sister felt like she’s floating, and I asked my mom if she felt like that too, and she said “I want some ice cream.”
WHAT THE FUCK MOM, YOUR CHILDREN ARE FLOATING AND YOU WANT ICE CREAM?
I feel like I’m floating.
Trust, continued.
Like why the fuck wouldn’t you trust me? I’m honest with you guys, don’t do drugs, try hard in school, and try and maintain a good relationship. I’m the one who shouldn’t trust you guys, you’re the ones who said I would be taken away to a reformatory “within a month” and that was 3 months ago so no wonder I don’t trust you fuckers!
My parents just said "We do not trust you"
It hurts. Mainly because I don’t do shit that’s not trustworthy. I’m a pretty ok guy, like I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink. That sort of stuff.
Like the only thing that I do that is really suspicious is I sleep in my car in the day, because its warm in there. They told me what they think I’m doing is “doing some kind of drugs” and so they’re...
My parents views on immigrants
They think that they’re coming here to hook white people on drugs and then kill them.
They told me “mexicans should come through legal means” and I said its too damn hard, they have to pass history tests and citizenship tests, and be selected amongst other bullshit. Then I got a history lesson on how hard it was for white people, blah blah blah boring bullshit for white people...
Monday is going to be my perfect day.
Police officer ejaculates on woman, and is found... →
eatcerealwithwater:
amerikkkanstories:
soydulcedeleche:
liquornspice:
fistwavingfeminism:
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however,...
to think michael jordan went from nba champion to guy getting harrassed by white people on airplanes.
what a downfall.
alki with girl from mount rainier = success :)
and so when i was going to get her from her school, i got into a traffic pickle, where i was like halfway in the intersection cuz of construction, and this old dude flipped me off so i flipped him off so he stopped and yelled and me, and so i turned my music up and smiled and he sped off lol.
i got her, went to alki and it rained. but we were kickin...
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
Why the fuck are you calling me and then asking me who the fuck am I?!
just once i’d like a situation with a girl to not get fucked up by my “friends.” fuck, tomorrow is gonna suck, isnt it?
verrry bad end to a pretty good day.
females be trifilin :(
going to alki with a girl from mount rainier tomorrow, aha. super excited.
This is the word, word to the Holy Quran.
Lolll 472 days till I can move out <3
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