Ride wit me.
I'm a bad influence.
All these people
Like 30 minutes ago, you’re screamin taylor gang or die, and now the thing is oh wiz sucks and whatever Get off your bullshit.
From The Jumbled Mind Of Me: Just because my ship... →
shehateme: Because while I never said that my ship is unsinkable, it sure is 100 times more stable that your relationshit. Yeah, I said it. Relationshit. Don’t ever wonder why I asked her to marry me. Don’t ever think twice about why I cut you off. Don’t ever contact me asking these questions. You’re…
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My guts feel like they are about to rip in half.
Lol my life is super boring, and i dont know how to hold a decent conversation without being boring to the max.
YOU TOTALLED MY CAR?
If you total my fucking Impala and leave me with that cutlass, I will burn your shit to the ground.
Call me pay-per-view, cuz it costs just to see me.
I’m depressed. Like clinically. Not like, oh I’m super bummed out right now, but like I take SSRI’s to control my shit. The thing that seperates me from your typical sad asshole is I have the will to get up in the morning and say “I look really fucking good” or “I can get through this.” I have never woken up and said “This shit is too much for...
I just gotta make it to thursday
then im goin on an airplane to sunny HAWAII.
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
I call some women bitches and I call some women whores A bitch a dirty boar, a...– Pimp C, Shattered Dreams
I don’t want to fuck you. Thanks for the offer though?
coladeaundre: University of Kentucky is going all the way!
If this continues, I'm going to have to go to the...
Probably going to the hospital
wtf is this shit.
I really want to go skydiving.
Like sometime before the end of this year. And I’m a huge blubbering bitch when it comes to heights. But I think it would be the experience of a lifetime.
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